To Ms. Tention, Do you have any writing advice? I need to write a very important letter for my school. I want to make it sound super official so that everybody reads it and agrees with me. From the desk of Eric K., age 69 Dear Eric, You did a nice job on this letter! […]
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Dear Dee, Can you help me with my science fair project? [My science teacher] wants me to make a baking soda volcano but I wanna play Fortnite instead. I’m gonna be a Twitch streamer like Ninja when I grow up. Timmy J., age 10 Dear Tim, Only nerds do their homework. Get that Victory Royale,
Dear Dee, My teacher said I’m very smart. I can read at a 9th grade level even though I’m only in the 4th grade. My parents want me to skip to 5th grade because I get bored in class but I want to be with my friends. What can I do to convince them to
Dear Dee, I have a pet fish. His name is Fishy and I love him very much. Daddy said that Fishy went away last night. Where did he go? Johnny T., age 6 Dear Johnny, Fishy went to hell.
Dear Dee, I want to stay up really late like my big brother Jackson but Mom won’t let me! What should I do?! Savannah R., age 8 Dear Savannah, Have you ever tried Celsius? It’s a magical drink that will let you stay up way longer than your older brother. Just don’t let your mom
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Dear Dee, My friends are making fun of me because I don’t know how to play Smash Bros. It makes me very sad. How do I get them to stop? P.S. I like playing the crocodile because he has big teeth and a cannonball. Ryder M., age 11 Dear Ryder, You main King K. Rool?
Dear Dee, I think there’s a monster in my closet. It’s very scary and makes screaming noises at night. How do I make it go away? Hailey S., age 6 Dear Hailey, Assert your dominance and make even louder noises. If that doesn’t work, knock on your parents’ door. Everybody knows that closet monsters are
