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“Advice”
Man’s Best Friend
Dear Advice Athenian, I found a blood sigil in our basement, candles and everything. I…
Man’s Best Friend Part 2
Dear Advice Athenian, Thank you for writing back. I do not know how my dog…
Man’s Best Friend
Dear Advice Athenian, By some scientific miracle, my dog acquired the ability to formulate intelligent…
Valentine Enjoyer (Issue 132)
Dear Athenian Duck, My partner doesn’t want to celebrate valentines, but it’s one of my…
Lonely Case Student (Issue 132)
Hello athenian duck, Any good tips for having a fun Galentine’s Day all alone? Yours…
CS Major (Issue 132)
Hi Athenian Duck, What is love? Is it really a thing? My friends keep telling…
