Confused Student (Issue 132)

hey athenian dork, 

how can you even write if you are a duck? I don’t believe you’re really a duck. . . 

with sincerest hostility,

Confused Case Student

Dear Confused Case Student, 

I fulfilled my SAGES requirements early so I am now proficient in writing. Stop being a hater. 

Worst wishes, 

Athenian Duck