Stinking up Staley (Issue 11)

Dear Well-Groomed Computer Scientist,

You claim to be a well-groomedcomputer scientist. Any tips for the hygienically-challenged pseudo-engineer?

Sincerely,
Stinking up Staley

Dear Stinking,

The key to being a well-groomed computer scientist is to diversify. Try a double major. The computer scientist in me won’t let me shave, but the biochemist in me won’t let me smell. Don’t diversify too much, though; the pre-lawyer in me won’t stop me from setting myself on fire.

P.S.: See Dr. Sex Rex. You probably need his (her (its)) help.