Valentine Enjoyer (Issue 132)

Dear Athenian Duck, 

My partner doesn’t want to celebrate valentines, but it’s one of my favorite holidays. What should I do? 

Thanks for your advice! 

-Valentine Enjoyer

Dear Valentine Enjoyer, 

Ducks form bonds seasonally, so we get a new partner every year. I think you should make like a duck and dump him. 

You got this, 

Athenian Duck