Dear Sensei,
Wassup? Yo, I be trippin G. I gots an addiction to the ladies. Now, dis bizatch is doggin me, yo, and I’m like shiiiiiiiii. My homey said you could help a brotha out and I was like hale yeah. Drop me some words of wisdom, G.
Play on Playa, Butta Luva
My Most Troubled Butta Luva,
You remind me of young sensei who was popular with geishas, but that is for other time and Do-Jo. There is an old Japanese saying, I don’t exactly recollect. It is, “man think with egg roll,” or something like that; I don’t know exactly. That was sensei humor. Just kidding. This still applies however. When growing bonsai tree, you learn much. Sometimes bonsai tree does not grow good, like when branch tilts wrong direction. This is bad bonsai. However, bonsai can be trained to grow good with wire. Butta Luva, your heart must be wire. You must use heart to train egg roll to be good. Next time your egg roll is cooking, try naked tai chi.
Hye, Sensei