Dr. Sex Rex’s Tips on How to Get a Guy to Notice You (Issue 8)

Wardrobe is everything. Know what to wear and you won’t have to wear it for long:

  • 1) Pajamas – there is nothing sexier than a frumpy pjs
  • 2) Fruit – guys especially seem to be like big melons
  • 3) Sorority clothes – tell him you’ll put out when drunk without saying a word
  • 4) Burqa – men love a mystery
  • 5) Nothing – show him how adventurous you can be

If he’s blinded by your beauty, there are a few other tricks to try:

  • 1) Be loud – males want a woman who says what is on her mind
  • 2) Be physical – guys enjoy a bit of wrestling
  • 3) Fight – a cat fight is a sure way to get the attention you crave, so find a girl nearby and start ripping away
  • 4) Plastic surgery – maybe it’s not your beauty that he’s blinded by
  • 5) Dress like a man – you may not find a mate, but you might figure out the problem