Ask Sex Rex (2002-2004)

Dear Doctor Sex Rex, I am dissatisfied with my current sexual existence, and would like to try a broader spectrum of experiences. How does one become a hermaphrodite? Thanks,Sleepless in Saskatchewan Whassup sleepless, A hermaphrodite, eh? Well I’ve never heard of that before but it sounds pretty fun. One of those Greek gods, right? I’m […]

Feel like it’s time to spice up your love life a bit? If you’re getting bored of doing the nasty in the same old places, try some of these spots around campus for a bit of a thrill. Your roommate’s bed– This is a good place to start being adventurous. Since it’s close to your

Dear Dr. Sex Rex- I heard some of my coworkers talking about something called “doggy style sex.” I was confused, as I had never heard of it before. When I got home, I tried it out, but Rover wasn’t very cooperative. What am I doing wrong? –Snoop Diggity Rob Um, wow. Where to start on

Dr. Sex Sex,I help. need it! Girls, talk bAD! nervous, bAd TalKiGn converSATION! you havVE sometimezgive hELP. Build conFiDENce. bad AT SPEakIngG.!.? thaNKS,Willy Duet Wow. So, apparently they’ll give a computer to just about anyone nowadays, eh? It’s fuckedup that your speech problem manifests itself when you type too. Really my man, it’s killing mymojo.

Dr. Sex Rex, I’m an engineering major at Case and I’ve had a little trouble in the love department. Specifically, I can’t get my SexBot 3000 to function properly. Are there any alternatives that would help satisfy my urges? – Hans Blistered You have come to the right place, Hans. I am the Headmaster of

Dr. Sex Rex, I got a problem and I need a good answer. My threads are so fly I got women hanging all over me. There’s plenty o’ me to go around, but some of these ladies look about as good as Rosie O’Donnell run over by a Mack truck with rusty-chained tires. I just

Wardrobe is everything. Know what to wear and you won’t have to wear it for long: If he’s blinded by your beauty, there are a few other tricks to try:

Dr. Sex Rex, I’m getting old and having trouble getting up. what do you suggest? – Jim Potent Well Jim, I may be a fossil myself, but I have no problem getting up or down. However, there is a solution for your predicament. Don’t feel too bad about your problem. Your condition is shared by

Dr. Rex, Is Protection Really Necessary? – James Hat Protection is an important issue and it must be taken seriously if you plan on being intimate with a woman. If I had not used protection on my numerous wild adventures, I may not be here to talk to you right now. You never know what

Dr. Sex Rex, Does Size Really Matter? – Tiny Tim That is a silly question to ask Timmy – of course size matters. The ladies don’t call me dinosore for nothing. Women want a guy with plenty to go around, but a man has got to know his limits. Bigger is better, but too big