Dear Advice Athenian, I found a blood sigil in our basement, candles and everything. I don’t know how he set it up without opposable thumbs, but I think that’s how it happened and now something is seriously wrong with my dog. He keeps saying things like, “This canine form is limiting,” and growling at the
Dear Advice Athenian, Thank you for writing back. I do not know how my dog came about being able to talk, but I am glad to know that he doesn’t actually hate me, and that this will pass. It’s just been difficult to hear since we raised him from just a puppy—a shelter rescue, no
Dear Advice Athenian, By some scientific miracle, my dog acquired the ability to formulate intelligent human speech, but all he talks about is how much he hates me. I fear I’ve committed a crime against God and nature and I don’t know what to do. Please help! Sincerely,Man’s Best Friend Dear Man’s Best Friend, Believe
