Dear Advice Athenian, I found a blood sigil in our basement, candles and everything. I don’t know how he set it up without opposable thumbs, but I think that’s how it happened and now something is seriously wrong with my dog. He keeps saying things like, “This canine form is limiting,” and growling at the […]
Dear Advice Athenian, Thank you for writing back. I do not know how my dog came about being able to talk, but I am glad to know that he doesn’t actually hate me, and that this will pass. It’s just been difficult to hear since we raised him from just a puppy—a shelter rescue, no
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Dear Advice Athenian, By some scientific miracle, my dog acquired the ability to formulate intelligent human speech, but all he talks about is how much he hates me. I fear I’ve committed a crime against God and nature and I don’t know what to do. Please help! Sincerely,Man’s Best Friend Dear Man’s Best Friend, Believe
