Dear Crabby, My girlfriend and I have been together nearly a month. We both go to Case, so it’s natural that she has a lot of male friends. She’s very attractive, and I know a lot of her male friends are attracted to her. For the most part, I’m not jealous. However, she gets very […]
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Dear Doctor Sex Rex, I am dissatisfied with my current sexual existence, and would like to try a broader spectrum of experiences. How does one become a hermaphrodite? Thanks,Sleepless in Saskatchewan Whassup sleepless, A hermaphrodite, eh? Well I’ve never heard of that before but it sounds pretty fun. One of those Greek gods, right? I’m
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Feel like it’s time to spice up your love life a bit? If you’re getting bored of doing the nasty in the same old places, try some of these spots around campus for a bit of a thrill. Your roommate’s bed– This is a good place to start being adventurous. Since it’s close to your
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Dear Well-Groomed Computer Scientist, I’ve often heard the phrase “computer savvy.” How can I tell if I’m “computer savvy?” Signed,Curious in Coventry Dear Curious, There’s an extremely simple, yet very revealing way to find out if you are any good withcomputers. To find out, click here.
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Dear Well-Groomed Computer Scientist, 00001101011101110111010101011. 11011101001001010111010101010101100 01111001. Signed,A Robot Dear Robot, Your letter isn’t even funny. I don’t know why I bother responding to it, since I just made it up. It is tough to pan these Athenian-things out to a full twenty pages, you know.
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Dear Well-Groomed Computer Scientist, You claim to be a well-groomedcomputer scientist. Any tips for the hygienically-challenged pseudo-engineer? Sincerely,Stinking up Staley Dear Stinking, The key to being a well-groomed computer scientist is to diversify. Try a double major. The computer scientist in me won’t let me shave, but the biochemist in me won’t let me smell.
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Dear Dr. Sex Rex- I heard some of my coworkers talking about something called “doggy style sex.” I was confused, as I had never heard of it before. When I got home, I tried it out, but Rover wasn’t very cooperative. What am I doing wrong? –Snoop Diggity Rob Um, wow. Where to start on
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Dr. Sex Sex,I help. need it! Girls, talk bAD! nervous, bAd TalKiGn converSATION! you havVE sometimezgive hELP. Build conFiDENce. bad AT SPEakIngG.!.? thaNKS,Willy Duet Wow. So, apparently they’ll give a computer to just about anyone nowadays, eh? It’s fuckedup that your speech problem manifests itself when you type too. Really my man, it’s killing mymojo.
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Dr. Sex Rex, I’m an engineering major at Case and I’ve had a little trouble in the love department. Specifically, I can’t get my SexBot 3000 to function properly. Are there any alternatives that would help satisfy my urges? – Hans Blistered You have come to the right place, Hans. I am the Headmaster of
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Dr. Sex Rex, I got a problem and I need a good answer. My threads are so fly I got women hanging all over me. There’s plenty o’ me to go around, but some of these ladies look about as good as Rosie O’Donnell run over by a Mack truck with rusty-chained tires. I just
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