Dear Well-Groomed Computer Scientist, I’ve often heard the phrase “computer savvy.” How can I tell if I’m “computer savvy?” Signed,Curious in Coventry Dear Curious, There’s an extremely simple, yet very revealing way to find out if you are any good withcomputers. To find out, click here.
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Dear Well-Groomed Computer Scientist, 00001101011101110111010101011. 11011101001001010111010101010101100 01111001. Signed,A Robot Dear Robot, Your letter isn’t even funny. I don’t know why I bother responding to it, since I just made it up. It is tough to pan these Athenian-things out to a full twenty pages, you know.
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Dear Well-Groomed Computer Scientist, You claim to be a well-groomedcomputer scientist. Any tips for the hygienically-challenged pseudo-engineer? Sincerely,Stinking up Staley Dear Stinking, The key to being a well-groomed computer scientist is to diversify. Try a double major. The computer scientist in me won’t let me shave, but the biochemist in me won’t let me smell.
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Dear Dr. Sex Rex- I heard some of my coworkers talking about something called “doggy style sex.” I was confused, as I had never heard of it before. When I got home, I tried it out, but Rover wasn’t very cooperative. What am I doing wrong? –Snoop Diggity Rob Um, wow. Where to start on
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Dr. Sex Sex,I help. need it! Girls, talk bAD! nervous, bAd TalKiGn converSATION! you havVE sometimezgive hELP. Build conFiDENce. bad AT SPEakIngG.!.? thaNKS,Willy Duet Wow. So, apparently they’ll give a computer to just about anyone nowadays, eh? It’s fuckedup that your speech problem manifests itself when you type too. Really my man, it’s killing mymojo.
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Dr. Sex Rex, I’m an engineering major at Case and I’ve had a little trouble in the love department. Specifically, I can’t get my SexBot 3000 to function properly. Are there any alternatives that would help satisfy my urges? – Hans Blistered You have come to the right place, Hans. I am the Headmaster of
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Dr. Sex Rex, I got a problem and I need a good answer. My threads are so fly I got women hanging all over me. There’s plenty o’ me to go around, but some of these ladies look about as good as Rosie O’Donnell run over by a Mack truck with rusty-chained tires. I just
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Wardrobe is everything. Know what to wear and you won’t have to wear it for long: If he’s blinded by your beauty, there are a few other tricks to try:
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Dear High School Freshman Who Works at Defiant Seagull, Social etiquette has always been a matter of great importance to me. It bothers me to see people with nametags on the left side of their chest. If I try to read their name, I have to direct my line of vision across their body and
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Dear High School Freshman Who Works at Defiant Seagull, My best friend and my boyfriend are up to something behind my back. On one hand, I don’t want to ruin my life-long friendship with Cynthia. After all, she is the one who introduced be to the joys of superficial, wait no, superdeeduper, teenie-bopperness. On one
